Ah, the office party. Drinks with colleagues, people you worked with today and will see tomorrow. What could possibly go wrong? If you follow are 10 things vever to do at the office party tips below you'll be able to walk into your office with your head held high whilst Kevin from IT and Maurine from accounts avoid each other until the day they die.
1. Never kiss the boss
You don't want people assuming you slept your way to the top. And they will if you sleep with the boss, even just once.
2. Never flirt with the boss's wife
You actually want a job come 2nd January.
3. Never kiss a person of the same sex
It's not big and it's out clever. And is soooo 1990's.
4. Never try and drink 'little Kerry' under the table
She's half your size but she can drink more than a fish.
5. Never squeeze anyone's arse
Because it isn't the 1970's and these things ca now lead to a law suit.
6. Never disappear into the opposite sex' toilet
This will never end well. You'll either cheat on your partner, been thrown out, create a stalker or wish you worked somewhere else in the morning.
7. Never photocopy any sexual part of your body
Do we really need to spell out why?
8. Never leave the party to carry on drinking
This will only lend to a 24 hour bender that will leave you broke.
9. Don't pull out your penis or tits
It seems funny after 10 drinks, but it won't in the cold light of day in the morning when you walk back into the office to face your colleagues
10. If you have sex, use a condom
STD's are very painful, embarrassing and can be avoided.
If you can think of any more - or something even worse - let us know below.
